Saturday, December 26, 2009

First Bass

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First Bass
I hope you enjoyed my Christmas story. If you haven’t read it go back a few blogs and start with “Snow Part I” and meet us back here. It'll be totally better than this post.

Go on, we’ll wait.
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Are they gone?





Haha –suckers! Lets move on without ‘em

Today is the day after Christmas, Boxing Day in the UK and Canada. In America it’s the day we play with our new sh… stuff.

I have a remote control helicopter, an iPhone, a cool shortwave radio and a book on paper airplanes to keep me busy. Not to mention I’m sitting on a largely empty 100 X 55FT sound stage. Great for indoor flying!

But wait? It’s Saturday and I don’t have a blog ready!  I was so busy writing my story earlier this week (and then there was that whole Christmas thing) that I wasn’t thinking ahead to the next blog: this one!

What am I going to write about?

I know, I'll talk about my first bass!

A while ago in my old Myspace blog I wrote about the first bass I had ever played. Though it was originally purchased for my use in 1978, that bass belonged to the Canandaigua Jr. Academy. I didn’t own a bass of my own, or any real instrument for that matter (my upright string bass was also the school’s) until over a year later.

Canandaigua Academy, sounds like a private school doesn't it? And as far as you know and the suckers that read my resume, it is! 

Christmas 1980: I had asked for a bass and amp for Christmas. I was -not- told “no”. In kidspeak, that’s as good as a “yes”. However, when I was around eight, I asked for a drum set which I got, but they were effectively toys with plastic sticks, sheet metal shells and cymbals and paper--no I'm not kidding--paper heads. Within a day, after playing what I thought was normal, I had broken every one of the drum heads. I was crushed. So were my drums.

A real bass was going to cost more than my parent’s usually spent on Christmas. Was I going to get another toy? Did they even make 'toy' basses back then?

Maybe it would be like the hamster to the dog: “Here’s a harmonica. If you can manage to feed, take care of it and clean up it's crap for a year without killing it, maybe then we’ll get you a bass.

By-the-way I actually killed a harmonica once: Christmas cookie crumbs… it was never quite the same.

Remind me to get permission to repost: "Dogs and Basses, A Comparison" written by my friend Jim.

There were several especially memorable Christmases in the gift department. I remember getting a yellow Tonka truck when I was very young. One year my father bought an American Flyer train set for my brother, me and, of course, himself. That was an amazing magical gift that we loved perhaps more than any gift we had ever received.

One year my brother and I got a stereo with AM/FM radio, BRS record changing turntable and an 8 track cassette player -that also recorded!

After that it was official: we were cool!

Then there was the year we got walkie-talkies. An awesome gift for any pair of brothers (that actually get along). We were constantly on 'spy missions' from that time on.

But then there was the Christmas morning I was hoping for that bass guitar. It was close to a sleepless night Christmas eve. I remember rounding the corner at full speed and seeing it in the dining room just outside of the living room. It was leaning against a small amplifier. It was a blond Hondo II P-bass copy with some extraordinary wood grain; quite unusual for Asian-made basses at that time.

I’m not sure I ever made it into the living room and to my other gifts.

I remember my excitement as plugged it into the amp. My parents’ looked on, happy to watch a dream of mine come true, but possibly also wondering what they had done to their peace and quiet.

The amp was a Peavey Backstage 30. It was a guitar amp but affordable practice bass amps didn’t exist back then. My dad told me as I adjusted the knobs, that turning up the pre gain gave it a more “rock and roll” sound, meaning to you and I: distorted. I remember thinking: “Aha, he must have got it home and spent some time paying around with it himself. Way to go dad!”

That night as I went to bed, I looked at my new bass leaning in the corner. Maybe it was because of the feminine contours of a P-bass or maybe it was just the reality that, at last, I had my very own bass guitar. It looked positively, magically, stunningly beautiful to me.

In later years I would come to refer to that bass as “Tex”. I don’t know or remember why.


Tex & Me in 11th grade.
"CA" = Canandaigua Academy. See, I wasn't making it up.


I have owned… -letsee: Tex, Hank, The Beatle bass I altered and shouldn’t have, the black G&L with a Kahler! the white Cort bass with the Lita Ford autograph that was later stolen, Floyd, Spanky, Woody, Darla (my only 5-string), The other Variax I sold when times were tough, and Bridget my year-old Schecter Stiletto- …eleven basses so far.

The whole lot cost less that five grand total including estimated cost of the three that were gifts.

Thanks Mom & Dad.

Thanks  Mom & Dad.

Thanks Jim!

Of those eleven basses I still have six. I’m happy to say that, even though he may be unrecognizable after all the alterations I’ve made over the years, I still have Tex.

Baseball puns and sexual analogies not withstanding, there really is nothing like your first bass!

Tex currently. His customization, including a fretless mod, is still not complete.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Snow Part III



Note: If you have not read parts I  or II yet, click the on them to the left and read them first.

The evening after Tom’s now infamous on-air chat, large flakes of snow drifted down and rested where they fell. The wind had slowed to what folks in other places call a steady breeze; what they call in the Dakotas simply: “no wind”.

Liv had been waitressing at Candy’s diner on routes 12 & 20 for longer than she could remember without thinking about it, and she didn’t want to think about it. The gray hairs were becoming too numerous to pluck out anymore. Body parts she didn’t know she had a couple of years ago were starting to hurt. She was no more tired than usual but that fact that it was Christmas Eve and tomorrow would be a long lonely day made it feel hard and dry. Not unlike the toast she was making to be drown in a sloppy ladle of creamed chipped beef and garnished with a wilting sprig of parsley.

She suppressed her urge to cough. If she started, it might not stop.

Her pink uniform was too short for her but too large as well. It hung high and short on her tall skinny frame without revealing any shape whatsoever. She could sense empty coffee cups at the tables.

It pissed her off.

Her only amusement was watching the sad case in booth #2. It was the guy that had been on the news last night, the guy who freaked out on television. He was sitting by himself looking at everyone that came in as if he were expecting someone he didn’t know.

Tom spent more time stirring his coffee than drinking it. He watched the snow fall outside. He was out of a job out a fiancé and it was Christmas Eve.

People had told him his broadcast was cut short before he had mentioned that he would be at this diner all evening, so he wasn’t really expecting anyone to show up with information about Moon and her family. He decided to come and sit anyway. The newspaper and the radio station were no help when he asked but he had to hope. Maybe, by word-of-mouth, some soul who could deliver that missing link would walk in, sit down with him and help him find out about Moon. Besides, with his parents both gone  and his engagement broken there was no one waiting for him at home. He had nothing better to do.

He was loosing that hope though. Except for a few jeers from folks who recognized his face from his broadcast the day before and the national news it made that night, it was beginning to look as he suspected; no one was going to be joining him.

The only person in the place that was not snickering at him was a guy sitting at the counter from out of town.

“Lars Johnson’s the name. I’m from Minneapolis yah. Yep, got an emergency call yesterday.” He bragged to the skinny waitress. “I work in the television doncha know. I build the actual stations, the electronics and what-have-you. And I fix things when they go wrong too. At your station here,” he pointed outside in an arbitrary direction, “I guess this nut job was tellin’ his life story on the air instead of doing the news and the station manager—ornery little guy—went and tore down the antenna cable right smart to get the guy off the air.”

He dabbed a gray piece of meat loaf in a pool of gravy, stabbed a few not-so-green beans in the same fork load and stuffed the whole business in his mouth.

“Now Miss,” He continued to talk while chewing. “you’ll have to believe me that that’s just something you never want to do, it wreaks havoc, just wreaks havoc, and I told the guy there too. I just don’t know what he was thinking.

“Yessir, I’m going to be working all day tomorrow, Christmas day and all doncha know. Right now my partner’s driving back to get parts—special electronic parts. Boy, is that little guy going to be ornery when he gets the bill. You know, I just can’t believe I’m going to be out here working on Christmas day. So aah.. You have a family there little lady?”

Liv said nothing while refilling the guy’s coffee but looked at Tom and gave him a knowing smirk.

Tom was beginning to regret the whole thing. So what if Verna left him. He had a job, not the best job but a job that paid every week.  He had lived most of his life now without Moon or knowing where she was. Was it so bad? It beat farming or shoveling grain at a co-op. Was his life so hard that he had to throw away his career across a burning bridge?

Under the feeling of panic of being unemployed for the first time in his life, just behind the pain of having been dumped by his long-time girlfriend, he felt the faint glimmer of possibility inspire him. Even though his heart was broken, in a way, he was glad to be free of Verna and her father, his boss… his former boss.

Eight O’clock. No one was going to be meeting him. He had heard the numbers of how many people were watching him the other morning but it would seem their interest died the same time the television signal did. Time to cut and run, time to give up, go home, get some rest get up and start a new life.

A new life born on Christmas day; why not?

He reached for his coat hanging at the end of the booth. He felt a chill of cold air as the door to the diner opened. A woman walked in and passed Tom’s booth. Tom had searched the eyes of so many before her that didn’t notice her scanning the restaurant for a man sitting alone or at least in expectation.

The others in the restaurant saw her sure enough as her gaze reached each of their own. She was attractive and slender wearing a trench coat and heeled boots.. Her reddish hair was done up but was gradually falling down in little strands. She was even wearing some makeup.

She was from the city.

Tom had already exited his booth and was headed for the door, pulling on his coat and hat when she turned around.

“Mr. Collins?”

He continued for the door and placed his hand on the handle.

“Mr.Collins!”

He turned back with the door half open. The guy at the counter complained about the cold air.

“Mr Collins, I’m Becky Hammond. I’m a research assist... a reporter with CBS News could I talk to you for a bit?”

A reporter. Tom did little to hide his disappointment. He gestured to the woman to join him as he returned to his booth. He removed his hat but not his coat.

“Hello,” she said with bright brown eyes “Whew, I’m glad I caught you.” She pulled her white gloves off her hands and folded them haphazardly on the table. “I’ve been driving from Chicago since early yesterday.”

The woman was beautiful to be sure. He wondered what Moon would look like grown up. She would be lovely he had no doubt but it had been so long it was hard to even remember what she looked like back then.

Becky took out a pad of paper and produced a pencil from somewhere in her hair.

“Thomas Collins,” she said aloud as she wrote his name at the top of the pad.
“It’s just Tom,” Tom corrected.
“I think we’d better go with Thomas. We don’t want to get a lot of mail about alcohol.”
“Beg your pardon?”
“Your name, ‘Tom Collins’, the drink? Seltzer, lemon and gin? You don’t get that a lot?”
“Oh that. Yes I do get that from time-to-time.”
“Your parents must either have been teetotalers or had a sick sense of humor huh.”
“Um, Teetotalers. Listen, how did you know I’d be here? They KO’d my broadcast before I mentioned it on the air. They pulled out the darn antenna; smoke flames, it was a real mess.”
“Now that boys speaks the truth I’m telling ya,” Said Lars from the counter, “A real mess that was. I got a guy going back for parts.”
“I don’t know,” Becky said turning back from the man at the counter. “To be honest I didn’t see it. My producer gave me the info on where you’d be.” She flipped back a page in her note pad. He saw the address of the diner amidst a mass of doodles; horses, cartoon figures and abstract flower shapes. “In Chicago they were watching you on some sort of internal feed or something. It might be that antenna problem had any effect on what we were seeing.
“Of course! The reverse network feed I patched for them.”
“Maybe… probably.”
“Them feeds is on a whole different system.” Lars told Liv, hoping still to impress.
“So let me get this straight,” Tom said ignoring the man at the booth, “you’re here to do a story on my broadcast and you didn’t even see it?” Tom spoke a little lower to keep their conversation from reaching strangers’ ears.
“I’ll probably watch the tape when I return. This is a prelim, a fact finding mission, I’m not actually writing the story.”
“Kinda like the scout for the calvary?”
“Yeah kinda.”
“Still though, I would have thought you would have watched the broadcast, done your homework.”
“This was last minute and… Well, you’re a news guy, don’t tell me in this back water market that you don’t occasionally circle stories on the AP and read them verbatim on air,” she said, “Hmmm?”
“Yeah well, that’s hardly the same thing. Are you going interview me or what?”

Becky couldn’t believe her nerves. She was making an ass of herself. She couldn’t believe she was in the one place in the World she said she never go back to. It was making her crazy just being near where it happened. She felt fear and anger. The sadness of having to leave the best friend she’d ever had.

She never would have said yes to this fact finding job but she had to take advantage of the situation. All the copy writers turned down the assignment because they weren’t willing to leave there families on Christmas. She even had to convince them she, as a woman, would be okay traveling on her own. As a woman and only a researcher Becky didn’t catch a break often. She had to make it count.

Now she was here and she had a job to do. She had to get a handle on things, stop acting like an idiot.

“Listen, I’m sorry. I’ve been driving for two days, I’m tired, I don’t really like being here. You look like your not having the best day either.”
“It’s not a very good restaurant but it’s the only thing open.”
“No, I meant this area. I lived around here once and…”

He almost asked but he could see the pain in her eyes.

“I’m sorry too. Ask what you were going to ask?” He said. He extended his hand across the table not quite touching hers.
“Thank you. Let’s see… So, you have a news show, “Morning Farm Report?”

Tom knodded.

“Did you know you were going to commandeer the station before that morning?”
“I didn’t commandeer anything. I just told my own story. And no, it was completely impromptu.”
“Impromptu,” she repeated as she wrote.
“Was your crew in on it,” she said.
“There is no crew, it’s a one-man operation.”
“Really? Wow! So, briefly, if you can: why?”
“My fiancĂ© had left me and there was someone I wanted to find. Someone I had lost years ago.”
“A girl?”
“Yes.”
“Hmm. That’ll make for good copy.”

She circled something several times on her pad.

“Were you hoping to meet her here tonight?”
“No. Maybe just someone that knew her.”

“During your broadcast did you mention her specifically?”
“Yes and no. I can’t remember her name as such but she probably would have known I was talking about her if she’d seen the show.”
“You can’t remember her name? One of those huh?”
“It wasn’t like that. We were young.”
“…and foolish right?”
“I need to go.”

Tom slid to the edge of the booth.

“Please, just a few more questions,” Becky said.
“I can see the kind of story you want this to be, and it just isn’t like that.”

Tom got up from the booth and took his hat off the hook.

“But maybe I could help you find her,” she said.

Tom thought for a moment.

“No… You know, I’ve been looking for her for fifteen years and I’ve made a mess of my relationships, my career. I think I have to start looking for me.”

His hand disappeared inside his jacket. She heard car keys jingle.

“I hope I’m not too late.” He said as he turned to walk out the door.

“Fifteen years?” she said to herself. “Fifteen years?”

Tom pulled his hand from his pocket and gave her a small wave. He didn’t hear his keys hit the snow soaked floor mat.

Outside, when he reached his car his hand dug into an empty pocket. He grunted and trudged back to the diner entrance. He looked up to see Becky standing just outside the door as if something had frozen her in her tracks. She was looking down at the keys she held in her hand. He stopped several feet away. She was caressing the small die cast horse he kept on the chain. She looked up. Fresh tears were streaming down her face.

“Tommy?” she said weakly.

It couldn’t be.

“Moon?” He said as soft as the snow.

He was paralyzed by a million questions and feelings all at once.

“Moon?” was all he could manage.

A nod was all she could manage.

“But…” he said.

“My father was Indian. I had an English name: Rebecca, and an Indian name: ‘Cloud Hidden Moon’. When I was born, my father went outside. The full moon was half hidden behind the clouds. Everyone called me Moon.”

Tom walked towards her.

“You’ve been looking for me all this time?” She sniffled.

He knodded. She stepped towards him down the remaining steps from the diner and put her arms around him. Tom held her back. He felt dizzy, sick and better than he could remember ever feeling.

The couple embraced for along time letting the snow fall on them.

“My Dad…” she said between her tears. “My parent’s were a mixed couple, she was white he was Indian. We tried to keep it secret. My father was always away working anyhow, but someone found out. The wrong people found out and they got to him and…”

Tom rocked her gently, stroking her back.

“They left him for dead, but somehow he made it home. We left town that night. I barely had time to pack. I had to leave so many things behind.”

Tom heard his keys jingle in her hand.

“I had to leave you.” She said squeezing him harder. “We moved; Ohio, Indiana, New Hampshire, Maryland, Chicago… We were always scared, always hiding. Dad died a few years after. It killed him what they did, just not right away. My mom remarried and I took on my step Dad’s name: Hammond.”
“I always thought you had blond hair?”
“I did. After years of living in cloudy places and work that keeps me indoors it got darker.”

She loosened her embrace and stood back to look at him.

“Tommy, I can’t believe it’s you. You were looking for me, you broadcast it all over the Midwest and I didn’t even get up from desk long enough to look.”

Becky laughed through her tears. Tom handed her a handkerchief.

“Oh thanks,” she said. She blew her nose. “Oh lord, I must look a site.”
“The most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.” Tom said.

Becky smiled.

“Why don’t we get you home. My folks are both gone. It’s all mine now. We’ll get you cleaned up, let you get some rest.”

Arm-in-arm Tommy and Moon walked to his old Dodge.

From inside the diner Liv watched the car disappear into the snow. She took a cigarette from a pack sitting next to the milk shake mixer and lit it.

She turned her back to Lars at the counter and took a drag.

“Diner’s closed tomorrow,” She said. “I live alone in a blue trailer half a mile West of here.” She spit some loose tobacco from her thin pale lips. “You can come for dinner when you get finished with all your electronics and such. Ya know, if you want.”

©2009 Joel T Johnson

Merry Christmas All!

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Snow, Part II

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It was half past six by the time Sidney’s Chevrolet pulled up next to Tom’s old Dodge at the station on the hill. The blowing snow gave the early morning light a surreal quality, as though the blue concrete box that was the TV station was an outpost on the surface of some windy alien planet.

The two stocky men piled out of the car.

“The bastard’s bolted the door.” Sidney shouted against the wind after shouldering it several times.
“Standard procedure,” shouted Al. “You wanted the place secure against being commandeered for communist propaganda.”
“I never said that.”
“Fifty-eight, when we moved out here.”
“Well, it could have been ya know.”

Sidney pounded on the door. “What about the back?”
“We can try it,” said Al, “probably bolted like the front; hasn’t even been opened since September.”

Inside, Tom smiled. He realized this was his last day at Channel 5. It was hard not to smile.

He cleared his throat again and spoke to a waiting audience that was now nearly a million.

“Good morning folks. I’m Tom Collins, your host of the Morning Farm Report here on KBGF Channel 5. Today's show has been pretty… unorthodox so far, I’m sure you would agree. My apologies to all the farmers. I have decided in these past few minutes that there won’t be any commodities reports this morning. We… probably someone else, will have all your livestock prices and farm news for you at the regular time, five AM tomorrow, Christmas eve and, of course, on Christmas day we’ll be running back-to-back reruns Perry Como Christmas Specials till noon. We start our broadcast day on Sunday with the Gospel Hour at nine.

“Today, in the spirit of the Christmas season, I want tell you a story and perhaps have you help me with a little something.

“Last night my fiancĂ© gave me my ring back to me and said she was leaving for Las Vegas and that she didn’t want to see me anymore. Well folks, I’m not telling you this for pity, but that just about tore my poor heart out. Maybe that will help explain my state of mind why I spent all those minutes without saying anything. I confess that it did occur to me that a few more people might tune in to see what was going to happen next. I don't know if that's happened or not but I think we've all had enough silence.

“I’ve been sitting here thinking about all sorts of things. Verna leaving me, this job and how I dislike it. More than anything I've been thinking about someone I knew a long time ago

“When I was a kid I had a best friend. I have been trying to think of her name all morning with no luck. That would be a terrible thing, not to remember the name of one’s best friend, but she never used it, everyone just called her ‘Moon’, even her folks. I can’t remember why or where her nick name came from.

“Well, I’ve been talking for about long enough about now. We still have a television station to run so please enjoy these commercial messages.”

Outside, a sheriff’s car pulled up next to Sidney’s Chevy. Sidney and Al were walking around the building. Al was nursing his shoulder from trying to break down the back door.

“About time you showed up Henry, I called you guys from my house and I beat you here by five minutes” Sidney yelled. “Now bust down that door.”

“Morning Sidney, Al… I can’t bust down any doors, I don’t have a warrant or cause for that matter.”
“Cause? There’s a crazy man broadcasting communist propaganda from my television station! Probably giving away the locations of secret missile silos.”
“He’s sitting at a desk staring into the camera. I was watchin’ with the boys before I left. He’s even been playing commercials. He may not be doing a bang up job with the farm news but he ain’t’ breaking any laws.”
“Well, we’ve got stop’m somehow. I know! Al, go up and disconnect the antenna.”
“If I get within six inches of that cable I’ll RF burn like a church barbeque. Besides, those transmitters will burn up pretty fast if they loose the antenna load under full power.”
“So… let’s disconnect the power.” Sidney hollered. The wind blew the hat from his head. He made no effort to retrieve it.
“Unless you’re a bona fide employee of the East River Electric Cooperative and a certified lineman with a permit and work order,” Henry said pointing at the long line of utility poles going off into the horizon, “I'm afraid that would be illegal.”
“So how in the blue blazes am I supposed to stop that lunatic from ruining my beautiful television station?”

Inside, Tom could see the phone light flashing in the booth. It was the network red line. The commercials were still running.

Why not, he thought.

“KBGF Channel 5,” Tom chirped into the phone as if it were a sunny day in May and he didn’t have a million people hanging on his every word.
“Hi. yeah, this is Anthony Battaglia from CBS regional nework control in Chicago. What the hell is going on there? Our phones are ringing off the hook."
“Oh, just a temporary change in format for our local programming,” Tom said.
“No dirty words, religion or  politics?”
“No, no. You see, my fiancĂ©…”
“Yeah, yeah great. Listen, whatever is going on we want to see it. Can you send us a feed?”
“I guess. How do I do that?”
“Where’s your engineer?”
“Not here. It’s just me.”
“Just you? Who is running the show? Directing, camera, switching, getting the damn coffee?”
“Me, just me.”
“So you’re the guy. THE guy?”
“Yeah, I guess.”
“Alright, umm… do you know where your network reverse feed amplifier is?”
“I think so. I don’t think it’s ever been used though.”
“Not surprising. There should be a patch panel right near it.”
“The thing with the holes and the short cables?”
“Exactly. Here’s what I’m going to have you do…”

“Becky! You’ve got to see this.” Fran grabbed her coworker’s hand and nearly yanked the girl out of her chair.
“What? I’m on a deadline.”
“C’mon, we’ve still got hours till air.”
“Oh for Pete’s sake.”

Becky stuck the pencil she had been editing her story with in her auburn hair. It was already beginning to fall down in little tufts. She followed her friend past a sea of desks to the end of the room. The two women stood at the back of a growing crowd of people staring at a bank of TV monitors. They all showed the same image.
“Fran, what is this?”
“This guy at a South Dakota affiliate’s gone crazy or something; on air!”
South Dakota? Where?” Becky said showing her first interest.
“Some little place Aberdoon, Gabberdeen? Something like that.”
Aberdeen,” Becky said with a frown.

Becky swallowed. She had not thought about that place in years. She didn’t want to start now.

“Fran, this is a just car salesman in a Santa suit…  A bad one. I gotta go.”
“It’s just the local commercial, just wait a minute.”
“No, sorry, I have a deadline.”
“Oh C’mon you can’t spare a couple minutes?” Vera shouted after her.

Becky ignored the chiding of her friend and pushed her way back through the crowd of people that had accumulated behind them in the short time they had been standing there. She returned to her desk. It seemed she was the only one. She heard the murmur of the crowd cease suddenly among a chorus of shushes. A man’s Voice came through the speakers. It was a pleasant sounding voice. She couldn’t make out the words. She continued writing her piece on a Christmas charity ball.

“Hi folks, I’m back.” Tom said after switching back from the commercials. “It seems there are a few more people joining us from out of state.

“If you're just joining us, I started telling a story about my childhood friend, Moon. She lived on a small farm about a mile from ours. As you know, in South Dakota that's right next door. Her father did work that had him away a lot of the time and her mother worked in town so we often had the place to ourselves. Moon had quite an imagination, even for a kid. The barn was pirate ships, flying saucers, castles and fortresses.”

Al came around the building to where the Sheriff's deputy and the station owner were conferring.



“I know we’re going to regret it, but this might work to disconnect the antenna,” Al said holding up a length of weathered rope that he found lying next to the building partly buried in the drifting snow.
The antenna conduit ran from the roof line of the studio building to the tower twelve feet off the ground. He tossed one end of the rope over it. Sidney attempted to catch it. The rope hit him in the face. He cursed.
“Ready?” Al shouted.
“I’m the boss. I’ll be the one to say ‘ready',” Sidney said.
“Okay fine… are you ready?”
“What?”
“Are you ready… to say ready?”
“I’m the one saying ‘ready’!”
“I know, I was saying… Oh never mind.”
“Ready?” Sidney shouted. “Go!”

Both men pulled on each of their end of the rope. The conduit began to bend downwards. Then suddenly the old rope snapped. Both men fell back onto the snow dusted ground on there asses at the same moment each with an “oof” like some perfectly choreographed farce.

Tom’s face had gone from the blank sad expression he’d had when staring into the camera to the bright eyes of a young boy on Christmas morning as he talked about Moon and their adventures.

“Moon was different from anyone I’ve ever met.” Tom told his audience. “I could tell her anything, act anyway I wanted. She wore jeans under her dresses and put daisies in her hair.

“One time, Moon and I found a bird one of our cats had injured. She treated it with such tender care, but when it was obvious we couldn’t help it and it was only suffering, she didn’t hesitate to swiftly put it out of its misery with a rock. And could she make me laugh? She was so smart, so funny. She’d make up jokes and funny stories.” Tom laughed. “Maybe she became an author?”

“I had a crush on Moon too. There was nothing else a boy could do. She was beautiful as a summer day. Her smile was all freckles and big brown eyes. It was as wide as the sky. I never told her how I felt. I was too scared.

“Then, one day when I was twelve and Moon was eleven, she disappeared. I went to her house to see her one day and her whole family was gone. No one could or would tell me where they went or why. To make matters worse I saw dried blood on the porch steps.

“The house was rented. There was no forwarding address. They left a lot of things behind, even furniture. I used to sneak into the house before they got rid of their possessions to look for clues. I took a tiny horse figurine Moon left behind. I still use it for my keys , see." Tom pulled his keys and key chain from his pocket to show the audience. A painted, but fading die cast horse dangled from the ring.

"I asked everyone I could think of, chased every clue I could find. I never found out anything and I never heard from her again.

“I became a news journalist mostly because I spent so much time investigating what happened to Moon. I just fell into it as a job eventually. I’m not very good at it though. That’s why I read commodities reports at five AM. There was the only story I was interested in getting: What happened to my Moon? I failed.

“I gave up trying to find Moon, years ago.” Tom's seemed to deflate and droop a little. Then he looked into the camera with a slight smile. “…until today.”

“I’ve got a broken heart and I hate my job enough not to care about getting fired but I’m not crazy. I miss my friend and I wish I knew what happened to her after all these years. I’m going to find out., and I’d like to ask your help…”

Becky looked up at the crowd gathered around the monitors on the news floor. She was curious about what was going on. She did have a deadline but that wasn’t the real reason she returned to and remained at her desk. She had lived in South Dakota for a few years, not far from Aberdeen but then… it was painful time she worked hard not to think about; the images of her father walking in the door, the blood dripping from his face.

After getting up himself and helping Sidney up off the ground. Al took the two pieces of rope and placed them together. When he tossed the ends over the antenna conduit there was only enough rope hanging straight down for him to grab either end by reaching up over his head. Al twisted the ends together and both he and Sidney held on.

“Henry, get over here and give us a hand.” Sidney yelled to the tall cop.
“I don’t think I should frankly. I don’t think you should either. What are you going to do when it’s over. How are you going to get back on the air?” Henry said.
“Oh fer Christ sake, get over here!”

Henry grabbed the rope higher up.
“Well, what’r we waitin for?” Sidney said.
“I was waiting for you to say ‘ready’,” said Al.
“Just pull!”

The three men outside the station lifted their legs suspending themselves from the rope like a large six legged piñata. The conduit bent lower and lower.
“Pull harder!” shouted Sidney.
“We’re off the ground. How’re we going to pull any harder?” said Henry, “and you’re elbow in is my ear!”
“That ain’t my elbow.”
“I'm sure glad no one is seeing this.” Al said.

The conduit creaked and groaned under the weight.

“There you have it.” Tom said. “There’s all the information I can think of that might help someone help me find my old friend. I’d like to know what happened and why she disappeared but really I just want to know that she’s okay; out there in the world and happy, with a family of her own most likely.”

 “Since I’m sure I won’t be here to take any calls, tomorrow, If you have any information that will help, I will be making myself available at…”

Snow.
Snow filled the broadcast check TV in the control out of Toms line of sight. Snow filled the TVs in the living rooms of Watertown, Aberdeen and several dozen other little towns. Even on the Standing Rock Indian Reservation, people were adjust their rabbit ears and smacking their TV sets. Snow filled TV screens in the farmhouses and the diners and the fronts of appliance shops.

Like what was blowing across the winter prairie, there was only snow.

Tom kept talking, unaware that the antenna cable and the three men that pulled it down were lying on the ground outside. He kept up his appeal talking about the diner he was planning to be at and when, if anyone could help him find Moon. He only stopped when he could smell the smoke from the transmitter room.

It was over.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Snow, Part I

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As a Christmas present to my readers I have written a story, a Christmas story. You don’t have to wait until December 25th. You can start unwrapping this sucker now, one word at a time.

Enjoy!

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She was there then, suddenly, gone. What had happened to her those years ago, he wondered.

Corn husks and snow blew across the road illuminated by the headlights of a seventeen-year-old ‘48 dodge. It rattled up a hill on the single-lane dirt road to KBGF Channel 5, serving Northeastern South Dakota.


The small, teal blue cinder block building soon emerged from the dark and the blowing snow. It had originally been a remote transmitter for a radio station but the TV station’s owner moved the entire operation to the hill among the corn fields to save money; the one thing that Sidney was particularly good at.

Tom’s tires crunched to a halt on the cold gray gravel. The dust and snow blowing horizontally made him grab his jacket lapels tight at his neck before exiting the car and trudging to the windowless door.

The dark and silence inside was soon broken by the buzz of the fluorescent lights. The reception area was decked in cheap Christmas decorations: a two foot white plastic tree sitting on the counter, some white garlands and a paper Santa with limbs hinged on little rivets taped to the wall. Santa’s arms and legs had been left in physiologically impossible positions.

Outside he could still hear the prairie wind whistling through the guy wires of the antenna tower behind the building. Tom kept his coat on as he started flipping switches on the transmitters, amplifiers, monitors and bright studio lights. A color monitor showing the CBS feed from New York was already active. The color hit the end of the road right there as KBGF was one of the last remaining black and white only stations in the country. A growing chorus of electric hum and a city of glowing red vacuum tubes assured him it would get warm eventually in the otherwise unheated building—Sidney saving money again. Tom just hoped his breath would no longer be visible by the time he went to air for the morning farm report.

What was her name? All the other kids called her “Moon” but her real name was… Rrrr… something. Rita? Rachel? No, it was longer.  Rrrr… Biblical maybe, he thought.



The Indian head test pattern faded into the monitors while coffee percolated in the little glass window on the coffee pot. There was a coffee ring on the FCC log he jotted some readings into before switching the transmitter to full power. A swell in the hum followed the ‘clack’ of two big switches. The test pattern, accompanied by a one kilohertz tone, emerged out of the snow on the small TV in the control room as well as a few dozen others in farmhouses throughout the region. Tom scribbled in the rest of the readings into the log before heading into studio A. There was no studio B. He focused the sole camera on the empty news desk.

Where was she now. Close by? Another state? Was she married? He could still remember the Christmas song they made up and sang together: "My oh my, I want some Christmas pie. Santa's fat there's cookies in his hat..."

4:55AM.

Tom ripped long scrolls of paper off the two teletypes, one with agriculture news, crop and livestock prices, the other: the AP News wire. He quickly underlined some top stories and key ag prices; hogs and cattle mostly this time of year. He grabbed a copy of last evening’s paper and circled a couple stories almost randomly.

“Salvation Army Donations Up This Christmas.”

Aberdeen Town Counsel Votes Down Highway Project.”

He didn’t bother checking the station’s ill-maintained weather instruments or calling the meteorologist. He jotted an improvised weather forecast next to the hog prices. Having seen twenty-seven South Dakota winters in all of his twenty seven years, his guesses were often better than the weather service.



He was also supposed to call the overnight dispatch at the sheriff’s office in over in Aberdeen to see if anything had happened over night but he knew better. Tom muttered lines as practice and experimenting with several versions of his own unwritten copy.

He quickly matted some flyaway hairs with a can of Aquanet kept on the sink in the single-seater rest room. He stepped quickly to the studio and put on the brown suit jacket that was left on the news desk chair. The evening news guy wore it too. He tapped the mic on the desk and craned his head to see if he could see the needles move in the control room. Just like every other morning, he could not.

Tom cued up a 3/4 inch tape machine that had the national anthem and news opener. Commercials and some national promo spots were ready to go on the other 3/4 inch deck.

Tom hit the play button and switched from the test pattern to the tape. The national anthem began to play. On the monitor an American flag waved in slow motion dissolved to a montage of national monuments and natural vistas and city scapes.  He flipped the on-air light. There was no one else there to see it but he liked knowing it was on. He walked into the studio and sat at the news desk. There was no live speaker on the set, so he watched the video monitor for his cue to switch to his live camera and stop the tape. This was all accomplished with a bank of buttons Al, the station’s engineer had installed under the desk.

Ten seconds to go…

He was thinking of Moon, the girl he had played with as a child and kissed behind the barn. It was just play but he loved her as much as one can at the age of twelve. Then, one day her family was gone from their home. He never saw or heard from her again.

Daydreaming about his childhood friend had not come out of the blue. Verna, his fiancé had broken off their engagement the night before and just days before Christmas. The pain was bearable as long as he thought about Moon. the blond girl with he infectious laugh who loved to sing silly songs, and loved horses.


The red tally light glowed on the camera. As if it were a light bulb going on over his head, he got an idea.

“G’mornin Red, this is Frank… you watchin’ the news?”
“No, got th’ radio on.”
“Well turn on Channel 5.”
“Why, Martians invading?”
“Don’t, know. I don’t know nothing cuz the dern fool’s just sitting there.”
“What?”
“The news man, he’s just sitting there.”
“Well what’s he sayin’.
“That’s what I’m telling ya, he’s not sayin’ nothin’; just sittin’ there.”
“Just sittin’ there?”
“Just sittin’, staring straight out.”
“Dulah, switch on the TV there.”
“You see him?”
“Nah, still warming up… Here it comes… Well I’ll be…  Just sitting there… Isn’t that Ray Collin’s boy?”

It was silent except for the low electric hum of the lights and the bigger gusts of wind outside, just a whisper in the studio. Tom stared into the camera lens as if he could see the audience staring back at him. He did not appear agitated or distraught. With a hint of a smile on his face, he looked as though he was listening thoughtfully and attentively to a conversation that no one else could hear. He had been staring into the camera for nearly five minutes.

Time for a commercial.

Tom hit the button for tape machine two then switched from his camera to the tape machine. The red tally light went dark.

The phone lines from Watertown to beyond the North Dakota State line began to light up. Groggy businessmen, mechanics, teachers housewives, and children gathered in front of their TVs rubbing their eyes after waking up to a ringing phone.

“Turn on Channel 5!”
“We’re watching, Norma called us. What’s the big deal it’s just a car salesman dressed up as Santa Claus”.
“That’s the commercial, wait for the news. The guy’s lost his marbles or had a stoke or something.”

Diners switched on their TVs if they had one. Appliance stores opened early and turned on all the sets in their display windows. Despite the early hour, everywhere there was a TV on people started gathering around it to see a man doing absolutely nothing.

Al Kimber was sleeping soundly. He relished in his sleep because for years he had to be up at three AM, five days a week as a television broadcast engineer.

After using parts from an old vision mixer to make a remote and showing Collins how to set, up the station for air, he was able to brilliantly eliminate the need for his presence at that ungodly hour. He had made the morning farm report a single man operation. Henry Ford would have applauded his efficiency. Tom had taken to the idea and the training very well. Al was so confident in the young news host, he had even taken his phone off the hook. It made for a more sound sleep.

So what then was that sound? That pounding sound that wouldn’t go away?

“Al! What the hell were you doing? What’s wrong with your phone?” Sidney yelled when Al finally opened the door to see his boss, the KBGF station manager and owner.
“What’s wrong?” Al yawned.
“What’s wrong? What’s wrong! My future, former future son-in-law is broadcasting himself sitting at the desk doing nothing and saying N-O-T-H-I-N-G like he’s catatonic or something and I’ve got a head engineer who’s hair brained idea it was to let him run the whole show so you could get two more hours of sleep and then doesn’t answer his phone!”
“Uh, let me get my coat.”
“Hurry it up. I’ll be in my car,” Sidney said to the closing door. “Froze my everlovin' patootee off out here pounding on your damn door for five minutes,” he muttered as he walked to the curb.

At the station, Tom came back from commercial with the push on his remote buttons. His audience was twenty fold what it had been before the ads and was increasing every second.

“Sshhh, he’s going to speak.”
“No he’s not. He just sitting there.”
“Someone should call the police.”
“He’s crazy.”
“He’s off his rocker.”
“Someone should call the looney bin.”
“Is he ever going to speak?”
“What’s he going to do?”
Tom calmly addressed their questions: ‘Nothing’ was his silent and motionless answer.

About the only people not watching him were the snowplow drivers.

She was so pretty, so much fun. What was her real name?

Over half a million people were watching him now. He had, before the break of dawn, by simply doing nothing, broken viewership records for the region that it had taken Ed Sullivan and four English boys with funny haircuts to set.

It would take a man setting foot on the moon four years later to break.

Tom coughed and cleared his throat. All of Northeast South Dakota drew to a sudden hush. It would be known for years as the cough heard around the prairie.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

The Album, A Primer



A Few Facts About the Album
My forthcoming album, “Eighty Two Feet of Water,” will contain 14 songs in all, with styles ranging from alternative rock to fusion, from country to what I call “psycho bass blues”.


A preliminary version of a potential cover

On the recording I sing and play bass. There are also drums of course, a Native American flute, percussion, banjo, guitar, Hammond organ, and synthesizers. There have been sessions with: A harmonica player, a violinist/violist, a cellist, and a fiddler in a pear tree. I still need to book a session with two or more different female vocalists and have a friend of mine back East track a guitar solo.

Without getting too technical (I’ll be doing that on either a different blog or my website) I record using my laptop and Cubase SX3 music production software and related plugins.

Because of the mobile nature of my ‘studio’, I have recorded in places like: my parent’s house and basement in upstate/central NY, hotel rooms in Milwaukee and Toronto. The bulk of the recording is being done in my apartment and my in-laws’ back house in Highland, CA.



My apartment studio
Here is a list of the songs in no particular order. I don’t expect them to mean anything yet beyond a reference. All the songs that have “₲” are certified guitar free!

Song title
Style
Description
Time
It needs…
Eighty Two Feet of Water

Alternative Bass Rock
Haunted sole survivor of a shipwreck seeks peace
5:50
final vocals
intro effects redone
The Barn


Rock/ World
An old barn collapses in the wind, so will we.
4:37
final vocals
backing vocals

Rice Crispies & Gin
-sic

Ambient Country Folk
Troubled vagrant returns to scene of the crime?
10:03
final vocals
track tweaking
Sugar on the Snow
Folk/ Pop
After row w/ wife, man   walks off mad on thin ice
6:36
final vocals,
redo acoustic guitar tracks
Rain Don’t Follow the Plow

Psycho Bass Blues
Government tells a tall tale. Farmer looses everything
4:49
final vocals,
re-record bass/bass solo
RD2GO


Bass Rock
Part I. A Man takes last lone look before leaving town
2:52
final vocals, tweak tracks
Breakdown


Bass Rock
Part II. Man leaves town. How far will car make it?
3:26
final vocals,
re-record bass

Clay Jones is Dead

Country w/heavy rock feel
Jilted Clay Jones is dead but he sooo had it coming
3:31
final vocals,
tweak tracks

Dronmonium
Eclectic Ballad
Reflecting on life and love. Saying goodbye
5:28
final vocals, backing vocals
Loser’s Treason
Bass  Ballad
“You are my friend, but I can’t see you anymore”
4:27
final vocals,
JS record guitar solo

The Cider Miller’s Daughter

Country/ Blue Grass –but slow
“Don’t stomp! Just put your arms and dance real slow with me”
4:00
final vocals,
edit fiddle solo

What’d you Say To My Old Lady?

Psycho Bass Blues
“You’ve gone and done it now, she locked the bedroom door”
4:45?
record drums, and bass.
Temp vocals
final vocals

Blood From A Stone

Psycho Bass Blues
“Mister could you please spot me a loan?”
4:31
final vox,
tweak tracks

Actually That Is A Banana In My Pocket
Rock-fusion Instrumental
Very fast, self-indulgent virtuosic bass piece rocks!
4:08
record bass/ bass solo
re-record guitar tracks,


You may have noticed I have made up some of my own music subgenres. Hearing them is really the only way to understand and yet I will lamely attempt to describe them anyway:

Bass Rock and Bass Ballad simply means that bass, through non-tradition playing techniques and amplification, takes on the traditional role of the guitar in these genres as forefront.

Psycho Bass Blues is a completely unique style that borrows from Delta blues and early electric blues guitar except, of course, that it is all on bass with no guitar present at all. The bass is played in a hybrid of funk ‘thumb’ playing and chording while being amplified simultaneously by a modern bass amp and a tradition blues guitar amp.

This style is based on the work of the late “Reverend Alabascious T. Bartholomew”, the inventor of the “psycho country bass”. I will be dedicating a future blog to this colorful character.


The Late Great Alabascious T. Bartholomew

Ambient Country Folk is the only way I can think of to describe “Rice Crispies and Gin”, which is spelled as it is to avoid association with a certain cereal. It is a capella style Appellation Mountain singing over an evolving drone of textures; created with looped and heavily effected bass guitar of course.

“Actually That Is A Banana In My Pocket,” besides being a song title that exceeds the bounds of all previously known hilarity, is an instrumental piece that makes use of two handed fret board finger tapping technique that I put my own spin on. I will go into that detail later in my future tech blog.

Go Big or Go Real?

The largest question I face as I forge ahead is what the should album be? Is it a demo that will gain me gigs, fans and possibly investors so that I can redo the project in a studio and a proper budget? Is it a final project that I slowly invest my own time and money in until it becomes this incredible home-brew project that can compare to and compete with the rest of the market?

Remember, no record company, no record company deals. It’s bad enough I will be have to dirty my hands on a distribution deal one day.

At this point I am inclined to do a little of both. First, concentrate on getting a decent demo out in the form of 300-500 units perhaps with simple paper sleeve packaging. I may even sell them at gigs and such to help finance the overall project. Then use that demo to parlay myself into a slightly higher budget production of the same songs give or take one or two.

Journal
I have decided to dedicate a portion of each week’s blog to day-to-day goings on:

Friday, December 04, 2009: In the past month or so I have taken measures to loose weight but only in a nonchalant non-committal sort of way: Taking stairs instead of elevators at work and in my building, sort-of watching what I eat, thinking about exercising with such intensity that I can feel the pounds melting away. I even worked out and ran for 30 minutes two days before I got an email that would call my bluff.

Next weekend I am attending a Christmas/Hanukah party for a particular show that I work on. This is a party where an ‘action filled’ activity is offered in which a helmet and goggles are required. I had decided to sign up for this activity then I got the email that said that for my height the weight limit is 230 pounds.

I’m less than 230… I think? The scale says so-and-so but that scale sucks. Heck, I could weigh anything! I could be right on the borderline, right in that dangerous gray area. I’m also right on the borderline for the height requirement but…

There’s no way I’m going to be humiliated by being turned away for being too heavy. I’m not going to quietly slink away from the activity either with a burning “F” on my forehead. Now I have a pressing, red light, reason to stay away from the craft table, drink lots of water and remember my Resvaritrol and vitamins every morning. Now, I think I can manage to get up early enough to work out everyday this week and maybe throw one into an evening once or twice. This could be the perfect kick in the pants to start the process of dropping pounds that I have been putting off –and therefore putting on!

I know that quick weight loss is unhealthy and I assure you that I’m not going to go crazy with either the diet or the exercise. We’re just talking about a handful of pounds here over the next week or so.

If the guy about to hand me my helmet and goggles at the Christmas party tells me to take a hike after I step on his scale, at least I will know that I filled my clothes with as many helium balloons as I could.